dirty paolo

the act of having sex with woman in the bathroom of an italian restaurant, wearing only a pink polo-type shirt with a heavily starched and popped collar, as she proceeds to pick up small rocks of cocaine off the moist floor underneath the urinal, rub it on her nipples, and scream out a comment involving pizza.

"What did she scream out when you gave her that dirty paolo?"

"Here's the pepperoni on your pizza, you minderaser..."

by Wisc N. Corner November 10, 2008

Dirty pablo

When someone is blowing lines off your penis while their masturbating and singing the Barney theme song meanwhile a third party rims your asshole

I got a dirty Pablo last night

by Linda108 April 1, 2020

dirty Paloma

When it comes up to the bed your imagination is off to the limits, you're kinky and nasty as shit need to calm down. Are you having sex or in a fight? It only gives you fuckboys or weirdos who doesn't cuddle after dominate you. Check your daddy issues tho

-Are you gonna come to the party?
-Maybe latter, first Im gonna get some dirty Paloma's meet

by bbybratgyal April 14, 2020

Dirty Padlock

When a girl is grinding on you and has her arms locked around your neck at the same time, making it impossible to escape.

Nick: Wow, did you see Austin last night at the dance? That girl had him in a Dirty Padlock all night!

Evan: Yeah i did, he looked so helpless.

by GFAEV423 September 29, 2010

Dirty Pablo

Getting a whore to fart cocaine up your hooter, during, before or after sex.

I had a right sort last night, she even gave me a dirty pablo!!

by LENDOGG June 6, 2020

Dirty Pablo

After buttfucking a girl, you blow your load on her back, punch her in the head to knock her out, and steal her clothes after dragging her outside.

Man, right after jizzed i Dirty Pabloed that bitch and took pictures.

by Kip and Caolan January 13, 2005

Dirty Pablo

After ejaculating, the man puts a line of his semen on his penis. After placing the ejaculate on his shaft, the other participant of the sexual intercourse snorts the line up in their nose, like you would normaly do it with cocaine.

"Hey i sould really like to try a DIRTY PABLO!!"
"Ok for sure, let me collect some cum"
*snort*
"WOW that´s some good stuff."

by Dannypala November 23, 2020