dirty nicky

When you make them dress up as a maid, pick the absolute biggest pineapple possible, and shove it as far as you can, without lube, up their asshole.

They said they like it rough, so I gave them the dirty Nicky

by Parikeet March 31, 2020

The Dirty Nickel

By far the most disgusting district in the Cleveland Police Department. Formly known as the 5th District and now the 3rd District. The walls are falling apart and there are bullet holes in the garage from officers driving by hammered cranking off a few in hopes of hitting the commanders jaguar. Home of clown face the most prolific cop on the east side. The roll call room and bathrooms are covered withs large drawings of cocks and other slander. The night shift sergeant has been seen showering upstairs where reports of staph infection have been present. Althougth its the best place for a Cleveland cop to take a dump in connection with all the entertaining stories and drawings on the bathroom stalls. Its been said the dirty nickel is home to the worst supervisors in the history of Cleveland Police Department.

Chris: "Dude we graduated the academy were going to the dirty nickel!"

Ron: "Yea that place blows some dude out there has a huge cock they draw it on all the walls."

Chris: "Apparently he bangs virgin rookies with that huge cock."

Dirty Nickel

by The wild zone car June 29, 2011

Dirty Nick

Nearly identical to the Dirty Sanchez except that after you give the chick her shameful moustache, you give her a coupon so that the next one is 50% off.

Dirty tramp #1: "Damn, that guy is sooo considerate that instead of just the usual Dirty Sanchez, he gave me a Dirty Nick."

Dirty tramp #2: "Your dad rules."

by typical_cracker_behavior January 12, 2006

Dirty Nick

The act of defecating on someone's doormat (perhaps in response to their testicles being put on one's forehead).

Nick left a 'Dirty Nick' on Mike's doormat. Mike responded by stepping in the 'Dirty Nick' and dragging it all over his apartment.

by Robert Kelber September 7, 2008

Dirty Nickel

Slang term for an obese black individual, particularly one who is from the ghetto

That dirty nickel must have eaten his whole family's food stamps for the month.

by jessicacarmel April 10, 2011

dirty nick

when you cum in a girls ass and proceed to scoop it out with saxophone reeds, and then play with said reeds.

'Bro, I pulled a dirty Nick last night, it was awesome! '

by sweaty cheese balls December 14, 2022

dirty nickel

When you pay for your pussy with your can redemption money.

Do it like Jason, buy her with your dirty nickel.

by NikiNitro September 25, 2023