3 definitions by Parikeet
When you make them dress up as a maid, pick the absolute biggest pineapple possible, and shove it as far as you can, without lube, up their asshole.
by Parikeet April 1, 2020
When you take the oldest leftovers you have in your fridge and cram them into a girls asshole, then viciously pound her slop bucket until you release your special sauce and feed it to her afterwards.
by Parikeet April 1, 2020
The bestest and sexiest boyfriend in the whole wide universe. He has a huge dick and knows how to use it. Also the sweetest and most caring guy ever. Did I mention he has a big dick? Anyway I love him the moistest and he's also the best dad in the entire world to his kids. He has the biggest kindest heart and also a big dick
Josh has a huge penis
by Parikeet March 4, 2022