dirty nerd

The act of taking a deuce on someone's chair usually an unliked teacher or co-worker and then throwing a book over the poo and leaving the work of art for the person to discover.

I totally dirty nerded her...I can't wait to see her expression when she finds out.

I just gave the best dirty nerd to President Obama...take that socialistic healthcare.

dirty nerd by smirnoff1264 April 17, 2010

nerd dirty 

v. To be dirtied by nerdiness. To be unintentionally exposed to uncool behavior as by proximity or auditory transmission.

Hey Jacko, we may be forced to nerd dirty the poor bastard.

nerd dirty by 7abitha May 12, 2008

Dirty Nerdy 

An erudite pervert; one who, although quite educated, cannot escape their perversity.

After hearing of his Nobel prize nomination, Dr. Slovic immediately ran to the nearest restroom and rubbed one off; he continuously mumbled to himself, "I am such a dirty nerdy."

Dirty Nerdy by damanuno March 18, 2005

nerdy dirty 

What happens when two nerds hook up.

Person1: Why haven't we seen C around lately?

Person2: Oh, she's been doing the nerdy dirty with her physics lab partner.

nerdy dirty by evlrmm8t November 12, 2009

Nerdy, Dirty, Greasy look 

Bad hair day

Helen: You're having a nerdy, dirty, greasy look today?

Hayden: Yes.

Helen: You should work on that.

Hayden: No.

Nerdy, Dirty, Greasy look by Ereck Flowers December 22, 2014

dirtycerda 

A "dirtycerda" is when a player dumps a girl while she's pregnant and shows his child off like a new shiny toy.

After dude's been bumpin' on a mattress, spreadin' his seed; he dumps his pregnant lady and comes back after the baby is born to pretend like he's a good dad and shows the baby off to his friends and family. Upon returning the baby to your custody you realize.....That dirtycerda left a bad taste in your mouth. He gave you a dirtycerda.

dirtycerda by Mag Pie March 9, 2010