the act of shoving coffee beans down a woman's vagina and boning her vagina to crush the beans. thus making a delicious coffee.
by black soup October 17, 2021
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by Alejandro Fernandez December 14, 2008
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When one masterbates with a dildo(originally with wooden dildo, but this is not necessary), up his/her (usually male and must have moustache)anus, and then pulls it out and whipes it on his moustache. This is known as a dirty moffatt.
by Harry1977 December 14, 2008
Get the dirty moffatt mug.When a man with a moustache gets done up the ass and the shit from the penis gets smeared in his moustache.
by testical_raper April 7, 2007
Get the dirty moffatt mug.One where a male leaves the boys to hang out with his girlfriend therefore becoming a simp and loser Amungst the boys
by Thebigmac April 13, 2021
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