dirty moffa
the act of shoving coffee beans down a woman's vagina and boning her vagina to crush the beans. thus making a delicious coffee.
dirty moffa by black soup October 17, 2021
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dirty moffatt
When a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a dildo, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his ass while masterbating. After coming, the man pulls out the dildo, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.
dirty moffatt by Alejandro Fernandez December 14, 2008
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dirty moffatt
When one masterbates with a dildo(originally with wooden dildo, but this is not necessary), up his/her (usually male and must have moustache)anus, and then pulls it out and whipes it on his moustache. This is known as a dirty moffatt.
dirty moffatt by Harry1977 December 14, 2008
dirty moffatt
When a man with a moustache gets done up the ass and the shit from the penis gets smeared in his moustache.
dirty moffatt by testical_raper April 7, 2007
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.