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Dirty Mateo 

A guy named Mateo that is really dirty and doesn't take a shower for a year.. but the girls still love him though!!
Girl: I love Mateo!!

Boy: that kid?!! He very dirty you know..

Girl: I don't care.. I STILL LOVE DIRTY MATEO
Dirty Mateo by DIRTY MATEO FOR LIFE September 30, 2016

Dirty Mateusz 

When a predatory woman (ages 39-62) targets a young man (ages 13-24) and brings him into her domain. Her domain is an isolated area such as a basement, dungeon, or apartment. Both the cougar and young man do role play in which the young man gets tied to the bed. The cougar proceeds to cut off the limbs of the young man and sell the body parts to Somalian pirates to pay off her tab at Hooters.
Delinquent #1: She pulled a Dirty Mateusz on Timmy... He was only 13.
Delinquent #2: Too bad we will only see his torso from here on out.
Delinquent #3: Haha! Bro, we can dress him up as Patrick the starfish for Halloween.

dirty mateasha 

Shoving a Xbox controller in their ass while shoving two Nintendo switch joycons and a Xbox controller in their pussy while their vibrate inv and fuck then while choking
dirty mateasha by Pentquad September 7, 2021

dirty mateasha 

The act of putting an Xbox controller into her ass while putting two vibrating Nintendo joycons and vibrating Xbox controller (preferably your main one)in her vagina and fucking her while choking her
Dude I think she liked the dirty Mateasha a little too much
dirty mateasha by Pentquad September 7, 2021