dirty machida 

To snort a line of barbecue sauce while being choked and taken from behind.

Girl #1: He busted out the dirty machida last night.

Girl #1: Damn.... that's fucked up

dirty machida by mtownherpderp May 23, 2011

Dirty machinations

Dirty machination

Dude was just chilling in the waiting room when the nurse walked in, the way her thick butt jiggled gave him dirty machinations about all the different ways he’d like to sneak her off to an empty exam room and fuck her senseless, maybe starting with her bent over the tray she kept having to move, ass up high as he slams in deep, or her legs wrapped around him on the table, screaming his name till they both collapse in a sweaty heap.”

Dirty machinations by Turtleoower88 December 31, 2025