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dirty lynda

When you paint her face fully as a clown and make her suck you off on the porch in front of the neighbors with a buttplug in.
I was so happy when my gf suggested a midday dirty lynda.
dirty lynda by Robert Cello April 1, 2020
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Dirty Linda 

When you’re out of town for work and get to come home for a few days and your lady won’t let go of your leg like a koala. Kind of endearing. Kind of problematic when cooking.
“I can’t go out tonight, my girl is doing a dirty linda
Dirty Linda by Dirty Linda June 4, 2020

Dirty Lyndi 

Any batch of alcohol mixed together because there just isn’t anything else left. Usually includes bitters because no one ever actually goes through a bottle of them after buying them.
We had a four day snowstorm with 3 small children stuck inside; I had to drink Dirty Lyndis after the third night just to stay sane.

dirty lyndie 

Someone that forgets to use protection than yeets her child after birth
She is such a dirty Lyndie when the doctor gave her her baby she teeter them out the window
dirty lyndie by Dicsucka April 23, 2020

Linda’s Dirty Box

A vulgar word referring to a women’s dirty box otherwise known as the groin area. Linda however is special in the case that she has the dirtiest of them all.

If you ever happen to smell a smell resembling Linda’s Dirty Box it is advised to bathe yourself in vinegar and clorox.
Geez babe it smell’s like Linda’s Dirty Box in here.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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I hit a real purple patch.

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