dirty lynch

The act of inviting a very short dirty blonde over to your house and shoving a guitar up her asshole while listening to Morgan Wallen. It is recommended to tune said guitar while in her ass to the key of B minor because all these bitches be tripping.

"Did you hangout with that blonde bro?" The frat bro asked. "Yeah, and I gave her the Dirty Lynch."

by AwesomeRacockus15 November 04, 2021