dirty lucus

The most awesomly awesomest person in the whole wide freakin everywhere! To bask in his awesomeness will enrich even a somewhat average person's life!

Dude, I had a dirty lucus last night and you can't even imagine how awesome I feel right now!

by Spazmotorsports May 20, 2019

Dirty Lucas

The act of having sex with a spooky ghost until it sprays ectoplasm all over your face.

There's no way I'll do the Dirty Lucas again. Last time was way too spooky.

by Dr. Cortex October 7, 2019

Dirty Lucas

The act of having 3 girls in a room and having intercourse with each one of them for 50 minutes

I just did a dirty Lucas and it was great

by TommyBrawmy April 20, 2020

Dirty Lucas

The act of dating a whore for 2 months. then sucking her dads penis and record it. Then bone your girlfriend to it.

I dirty Lucas all the hoes

by Ggfj February 13, 2020

dirty lucas

when you push your thumb between you index and middle fingers and shove it up someone's left nostril.

man, that jason gave me a dirty lucas earlier today. my nose STILL hurts!

by ballsweat December 17, 2007

Dirty Lucas

When male uses iron to dry woman vagina then iron penis and putting it in antilopa at same time

I heard Jack did Dirty Lucas yesterday. He is in hospital lmao.

by fineryx April 1, 2020

dirty lucius

When two men are having sex, one runs toward a wall, does a back flip off it and slaps the other man in the face with his dick while mid air.

"Did you hear? Shane gave Ricky a Dirty Lucius, you can still see the bruise left on Ricky's face!"

by Realmilfhours March 24, 2022