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A dirty Lex is when a woman is giving birth and she births her placenta and the guy grabs it and licks it and it bursts into his mouth. He then proceeds to put his dick into the open placenta and until he cums. He then eats cum soaked placenta.

Matthew saw the head of the baby and geared up for the dirty Lex.

dirty lex by Joshashannah March 3, 2017

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Dirty lexy

A dirty Lexy is the act of fucking any random guy and gripping their dicky dick with both of your hands and twisting it then giving it a little peck on the top. Then afterwards you make him piss in a fun pop baggy thing and freezing then later that night you guys split it in half and eat it. Yummy!!

We did a dirty Lexy last night girl!! I think he liked it!!

Dirty lexy by gokudrips May 7, 2020

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dirty lexi

Shop vac

Dirty Lexi, That bitch can suck like a shop vac but will not swallow

dirty lexi by Crow O May 6, 2019

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Dirty Lexli

Two females scissor while milk is squirting from their boobs into each others mouths

I saw two girls doing the Dirty Lexli and it was weird but took a lot of skill

Dirty Lexli by zanem111111 April 19, 2020

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Dirty Lexie

When you piss or cum in a condom put it in the freezer to make it hard when it’s done you pull down your sister pants and stick in both her holes and fuck her with it really hard till she begs you to stop but you don’t and you make her cum and feel real good and you do it for a few days and she loves when you do it

Alex: yo dude I gave my sister a dirty Lexie because she said she hated sex and I wanted to change her mined and she loved it!!!

Josh:wow dude cool do you think I can give her a dirty Lexie???

Alex:Sure dude we can do a surprise gangbang

Josh: sounds cool!how about tomorrow at 12

Alex:sure dude

Dirty Lexie by Iliketocum July 29, 2020

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dirty Lexi

Someone who will masturbate regardless of location or who's watching.

"see that girl over there? She's such a dirty lexi!"

dirty Lexi by BlancCat May 20, 2022

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you came here after finding dirty alexis

damn that dirty lexi fucked me up last night

dirty lexi by weirdo yankee February 17, 2024

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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