dirty laurie

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The act of a female performing oral sex on her partner and at the same time having her partners penis and both testicles in her mouth while fisting his asshole with one hand and giving herself a shocker with the other hand.

We were having a good then that dirty girl tried do give me a dirty laurie and i shit all over her.

dirty laurie by Knowlegedelivery345 September 19, 2021

Words you can keep

dirty laurie

A dirty when a girl named Laurie fingers your ass with her nose and gives you a hand job while she is getting fucked by a vibrator

You: bro, yesterday Laurie gave me a dirty Laurie
Your friend:damn I wish I had one

dirty laurie by Naruto is my dad September 13, 2021

Dirty Laurie

The act of falsely accusing someone (usually a spouse) of demostic or sexual violence in order to recieve benefits such as money or especially attention.

Damn did you hear about Daniel? His methhead cunt of an ex Karen pulled a Dirty Laurie on him.

Dirty Laurie by LetTheBodiesHitTheFloor October 16, 2021

Dirty Laurie

When a cute blond kid gets gang raped in an alleyway by his parents and best friend; his best friend makes him suck his cock while his mother rides him and his father fucks him and cums in his ass and the cute boy cums in his mother making her pregnant.

Yeah man I had a dirty laurie last night

Dirty Laurie by Hehdhdjdjs sndjwland May 5, 2023

Dirty Lauren

When you are in the middle of receiving oral or something better, not too long past an argument, and just before you reach your climax , the young lady stops and simply lays there.

“Damn dude I was getting the best head last night when she just fucking stopped”
“She really gave you the dirty Lauren didn’t she?”

Dirty Lauren by TotallyRadFacts April 17, 2020

Dirty Laurent

A dirty Laurent is a male/female that thinks fruit punch is period blood and end up drinking it.

The teacher is such a Dirty Laurent, he dunked the principal period blood again.

Dirty Laurent by Sierra Sims June 9, 2020

Dirty Laurel

A girl who don’t need no safe word. She can take it.

“Yo she’s such a dirty Laurel”
“I know bro, man I would do anything to get her home and see what she can do.”

Dirty Laurel by Sexyuniquenames April 15, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026