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dirty laurie 

A dirty when a girl named Laurie fingers your ass with her nose and gives you a hand job while she is getting fucked by a vibrator
You: bro, yesterday Laurie gave me a dirty Laurie
Your friend:damn I wish I had one
dirty laurie by Naruto is my dad September 13, 2021

Dirty Laurie 

The act of falsely accusing someone (usually a spouse) of demostic or sexual violence in order to recieve benefits such as money or especially attention.
Damn did you hear about Daniel? His methhead cunt of an ex Karen pulled a Dirty Laurie on him.

Dirty Laurie 

When a cute blond kid gets gang raped in an alleyway by his parents and best friend; his best friend makes him suck his cock while his mother rides him and his father fucks him and cums in his ass and the cute boy cums in his mother making her pregnant.
Yeah man I had a dirty laurie last night

Dirty Lauren 

When you are in the middle of receiving oral or something better, not too long past an argument, and just before you reach your climax , the young lady stops and simply lays there.
“Damn dude I was getting the best head last night when she just fucking stopped”
“She really gave you the dirty Lauren didn’t she?”
Dirty Lauren by TotallyRadFacts April 17, 2020

Dirty Laurent 

A dirty Laurent is a male/female that thinks fruit punch is period blood and end up drinking it.
The teacher is such a Dirty Laurent, he dunked the principal period blood again.

Dirty Laurel 

A girl who don’t need no safe word. She can take it.
“Yo she’s such a dirty Laurel”
“I know bro, man I would do anything to get her home and see what she can do.”
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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