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dirty laurie

The act of a female performing oral sex on her partner and at the same time having her partners penis and both testicles in her mouth while fisting his asshole with one hand and giving herself a shocker with the other hand.
We were having a good then that dirty girl tried do give me a dirty laurie and i shit all over her.
by Knowlegedelivery345 September 19, 2021
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dirty laurie

A dirty when a girl named Laurie fingers your ass with her nose and gives you a hand job while she is getting fucked by a vibrator
You: bro, yesterday Laurie gave me a dirty Laurie
Your friend:damn I wish I had one
by Naruto is my dad September 13, 2021
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Dirty Laurie

The act of falsely accusing someone (usually a spouse) of demostic or sexual violence in order to recieve benefits such as money or especially attention.
Damn did you hear about Daniel? His methhead cunt of an ex Karen pulled a Dirty Laurie on him.
by LetTheBodiesHitTheFloor October 16, 2021
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Dirty Laurie

When a cute blond kid gets gang raped in an alleyway by his parents and best friend; his best friend makes him suck his cock while his mother rides him and his father fucks him and cums in his ass and the cute boy cums in his mother making her pregnant.
Yeah man I had a dirty laurie last night
by Hehdhdjdjs sndjwland May 5, 2023
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Dirty Lauren

When you are in the middle of receiving oral or something better, not too long past an argument, and just before you reach your climax , the young lady stops and simply lays there.
“Damn dude I was getting the best head last night when she just fucking stopped”
“She really gave you the dirty Lauren didn’t she?”
by TotallyRadFacts April 17, 2020
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Dirty Laurent

A dirty Laurent is a male/female that thinks fruit punch is period blood and end up drinking it.
The teacher is such a Dirty Laurent, he dunked the principal period blood again.
by Sierra Sims June 9, 2020
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Dirty Laurel

A girl who don’t need no safe word. She can take it.
“Yo she’s such a dirty Laurel”
I know bro, man I would do anything to get her home and see what she can do.”
by Sexyuniquenames April 15, 2020
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