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dirty lauren 

A dirty Lauren is where you shove a fist full of Vicks lozenges into your urethra to get that morning buzz
There's nothing better than a dirty Lauren in the morning
dirty lauren by Thankcueee July 27, 2016

dirty lauren 

Dirty lauren is a wonderful bumpkin at the tip of the meat. it will tingly the meat and get all the jizz in your ass whole.
man that guy is getting some good dirty lauren

Dirty Lauren Sanchez 

It is the same as a dirty sanchez except the recipient has fish lips filled with surgical fillers
I want to give that blond bimbo at the end of the bar a Dirty Lauren Sanchez

Dirty Lauryn 

When you go down on a man, and he finishes in the back of your throat, but you don’t stop sucking.
I was over at her house, and she pulled a dirty Lauryn, and it drove me up a wall
Dirty Lauryn by Gregacious August 22, 2019

Dirty Laurent 

A dirty Laurent is a male/female that thinks fruit punch is period blood and end up drinking it.
The teacher is such a Dirty Laurent, he dunked the principal period blood again.

Dirty Laurel 

A girl who don’t need no safe word. She can take it.
“Yo she’s such a dirty Laurel”
“I know bro, man I would do anything to get her home and see what she can do.”
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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