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When a girl somehow manages to become publicly known as "Krusty Kurt"; meaning that she has krusty crevices and secretions all over her body not knowing why or where they came from.

Wow, I woke up this morning feeling sooooo dirty Krysta, talk about serious confusion.

dirty krysta by kurtis mfuckin fartin leonardo July 12, 2020

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Dirty Krystal

When You Kidnap A police officer and use his taser to penetrate your asshole

Last week I pulled a dirty krystal. I should probably get out of here

Dirty Krystal by ZachYeet June 21, 2018

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dirty kristal

The act of finger poppin' your man's booty hole, and when you pull out your finger, there's just enough poo to draw a smiley face on his Cadbury Egg sack.

I was fingering my mans Hershey highway, and pulled a dirty kristal.

dirty kristal by Buttpirate07 March 31, 2020

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dirty krystle

A Dirty Krystle is when she lights a blunt neked, takes a big ol hoot up the vag, and “blows” the smoke into his mouth.

Bryan tried his first Dirty Krystle last night, and he was ripped for hours.

dirty krystle by Ma$3 June 5, 2020

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dirty krista

When a girl wakes up in the morning without her pants on and doesnt remeber what happened and denies anything happened.

Damn, i woke up this morning and jamie was pullin' a dirty krista, hard!

dirty krista by chablowme July 2, 2006

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Dirty Krystal

Two college frat guys on Halloween dress up as characters from the 80’s cartoon series ‘Rainbow Brite’ - you know, for a laugh - get a little bit too drunk off Natty Ice and cheap rot-gut vodka screwdrivers, start looking good to each other, figure “Hey, there aren’t any chicks around and he’s my buddy. So, why not?” and discover for one single night in their lives true freedom and happiness.

I will always fondly recall that one very special night that I had a “Dirty Krystal” with my Cambridge buddy Stewart. It was like a rainbow unveiled upon a golden canvas of Mammatus clouds - the rarest of the clouds. But enough about that childish nonsense. How’s your golf game, Kevin?

Dirty Krystal by The WhoGirl June 12, 2019

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Dirty Kristaps

When someone leaves a cum stain in the school bathroom.

Hey did you see the dirty kristaps?

Dirty Kristaps by MarcoMcBeany September 7, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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