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Dirty keshan 

Having sex with a midget whilst you scream "heeelllppppp my meat!"
I heard someone doing the dirty keshan last night in the near by woods

Dirty Kisha 

When your coochie stank so you go to the store and spray air freshener straight from the shelf.
While at the store, Rachel's coochie stank so she pulled a Dirty Kisha and sprayed away.
Dirty Kisha by Twoblacks April 15, 2020

dirty krishan 

when your too anxious to talk to a woman on the dance floor so you make the excuse your waiting for your mother.
person 1 - *dances awkwardly*
person 2 - "yo you gonna talk to that girl over there?"
person 1 - "nah bro im just waiting for my mom"
person 2- "stop doing a dirty krishan"

Dirty Kishen 

When someone farts in their partner's face and gives her pink eye which leads into an incredible infection that takes her to hospital and they have to pay for their partners hospital bills and cannot pay rent so they get broken up with and end up on the street.
2 years ago I suffered through a Dirty Kishen
Dirty Kishen by BPeet February 20, 2024
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026