person 1 - *dances awkwardly*
person 2 - "yo you gonna talk to that girl over there?"
person 1 - "nah bro im just waiting for my mom"
person 2- "stop doing a dirty krishan"
When someone farts in their partner's face and gives her pink eye which leads into an incredibleinfection that takes her to hospital and they have to pay for their partners hospital bills and cannot pay rent so they get broken up with and end up on the street.