when your too anxious to talk to a woman on the dance floor so you make the excuse your waiting for your mother.
person 1 - *dances awkwardly*
person 2 - "yo you gonna talk to that girl over there?"
person 1 - "nah bro im just waiting for my mom"
person 2- "stop doing a dirty krishan"
When someone farts in their partner's face and gives her pink eye which leads into an incredible infection that takes her to hospital and they have to pay for their partners hospital bills and cannot pay rent so they get broken up with and end up on the street.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.