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Dirty Keith 

When you piss on a girl's chest and then use it as lubrication to tittie fuck her.
Last night I had to go to restroom real bad so I just decided to give her a "Dirty Keith" instead.
Dirty Keith by joe dirt jr January 16, 2007
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dirty keith 

a guy who throws poo at prison walls in a prison
oh i heard henriksen went full dirty keith over in g block
dirty keith by ev buck December 11, 2019

Dirty Keith 

A guy who likes to give a blowjob during a test at school under the desk and calls it, “the dirty Keith”.
He gave me the best dirty Keith during geometry 5th period
Dirty Keith by mrs.idek April 15, 2020

dirty keith 

sex act in which a dildo is used to penetrate the mouth once it has entered the anus or vagina
She loves her man to perform dirty keiths on her because she is a total cumdump.
dirty keith by razzmatazz6758 August 21, 2009

Dirty Keith 

When a guy let's his girl finger his ass and licks his gooch at the same time.
(Does not mean the guy is homo)
Hey babe can we do the dirty Keith later.
Dirty Keith by Factcheckme April 15, 2020

Dirty Keisha

The art of taking 5 huge dicks in one hole while menstruating heavily.
“That Dirty Keisha really took a lot out of me”

Dirty Keitaro 

A cum thirsty slut that can’t control themselves when they’re hard.
God that guy is hot, maybe we can manipulate him into having a threesome with us, I heard he’s a dirty Keitaro so it shouldn’t be hard.
Dirty Keitaro by Mxster April 15, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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