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Dirty Kaleb 

When a fat ass is to lazy To go take a fat dirty shit when having sex he shits himself and screams "OHHH YESS THATS THE CINNAMON ROLL THAT I ATE YESTERDAY" and then eats it again.
Yesterday I was having sex with Karen and I did a dirty Kaleb to her.
Dirty Kaleb by Ashley555 April 17, 2020

Dirty Kale 

When you accidentally send a dick pic to your group chat instead of a girl on snapchat.
Team mate 1:"Did he seriously just dirty kale us?!"
Team mate 2:" gross man, dude should be focused on the game"
Dirty Kale by The Vivs March 31, 2020

dirty kaleaf 

When you fuck Dom’s mom and a then nut on her brand new floors while the neighbor crackhead matty licks it up
I just dirty kaleaf last night matty was drawlin
dirty kaleaf by JPXT November 20, 2022

Dirty Kalea

A dirty kalea is when she sucks the soul out of you until you cum multiple times and then you procede to fuck her in the mouth
Me and my gf did a dirty kalea
Dirty Kalea by rawr2355324543 January 14, 2022

Dirty Kalea

When you have sex with someone in a park, not because you want to but because you really want that crack
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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