A dirty JR is the act of going to a tattoo parlor and smoking crack with the tattoo artist, blowing him in the bathroom, getting his name tattooed on you, and then paying for the tattoo.
Me and my girlfriend went to get matching tattoos and she wound up getting a Dirty JR
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.