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Dirty joanna 

A fine ass female who thinks that things always go her way when it comes to sexual intercourse with a female
“Babe why you acting like a dirty joanna
Dirty joanna by PanNonbinary1 September 13, 2021
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Dirty Joanna 

When a girl gives a blowjob with a mouth full of linguine while the man shoves a sausage up his ass screaming "That's a spicy meatball!"
"That dirty Joanna was so intense last night I can barely walk!"
Dirty Joanna by StaciaJones September 22, 2021

dirty joanna 

When your girlfriend is making dinner and she calls you so she can give you head and have intercourse on the counter
Dude I got a dirty Joanna last night from my wife and it was incredible

Dirty Johanna 

When you insert carrots in both of your girlfriend's ears naked so she looks like a ginger and then throw her of a bridge.
Bro, I did the Dirty Johanna with my girlfriend last night.
Dirty Johanna by WormsAreCool July 6, 2021

Dirty Jeanna

When a girl takes her dildo and fucks your girlfriend before you do with a huge cock
I went to get some drinks and when I got back dirty Jeanna already pulled her trick
Dirty Jeanna by Bc creampie November 24, 2020

Dirty Joanne 

When you go down on a lady but instead of using your mouth on the vaginal area you rub your face (from forehead to chin) repetitively. Once climax is achieved (and it'll be quick) the giver then proceeds to wipe their face with their hand and lick the excess residue off in a cat like fashion.
The first time Adam gave me the Dirty Joanne I was skeptical...but now it's the only way I climax!

Sally knew Diane was cool beans when she busted out the Dirty Joanne on the first date. They're planning a fall wedding!!!
Dirty Joanne by Robert Chadwick July 26, 2019

Dirty Jonna 

When a woman is tied to a tree in the forest and pleasured to the point she cannot stand anymore. At which point the man finishes on her while yelling Timber
I took my girlfriend into the woods last night found a good tree and gave her a dirty Jonna
Dirty Jonna by DT_S May 29, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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