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dirty jaime 

its when you poop in the girls mouth and she gives you a blowjob
dude she gave me a dirty jaime
dirty jaime by dz4l January 26, 2009

Dirty Jaide 

A definite bisexual who wouldn't hesitate to flirt with their brothers ex girlfriend.
Stay clear of her mate, she's a proper Dirty Jaide.
Dirty Jaide by UrStupidCupid May 10, 2020

Dirty Jaiden 

The Dirty Jaiden is the act of a grown male crying & being less dominant throughout sexual intercourse with his counterpart
Girl one: How’s your boyfriend?

Girl two: He’s being a real dirty Jaiden lately
Girl two: Such a disappointment
Dirty Jaiden by Jurdah February 10, 2019

Dirty Jaiden 

When a dominant male has sex with a woman that aggressive in a car, that she begins to cry. Then, you would use the tears as lube to slide in and out of her vagina more smoothly, which reduces chaving.
Friend A: How do you not feel sore after having sex?
Friend B: I use the Dirty Jaiden technique.
Dirty Jaiden by SaucepanSteve69 January 17, 2022

Dirty Jaiden 

When you give a man a blowjob so intense he cums so much it squirts through your nostrils and into ur eyeballs. This is also used as a form to describe being very very homosexual
Damn his eyes are bloodshot red he must’ve just given a dirty Jaiden

dirty jaide 

The act of finger banging a kangaroo’s pouch then feeding lamingtons to your girlfriend without washing your hands.
Dude what’s wrong with Laura?!

She got food poisoning after being dirty jaided last night.
dirty jaide by Swcs February 20, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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