Dirty Jaden is when you cry over a boy who only wants you for your juicy squidward cooter then set up a dick appointment for later that night with a random person.
Yo, I just totally pulled a dirtyJaden yesterday. Men are trash and all, but you should have seen the size on that dude I found last night.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."