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dirty herb numb bum 

When a chick refuses anal wet her asshole with your finger, take a bit of coke and blow it directly onto her anus. Wait a few seconds and proceed to fuck her ass she will never know you were there
Bitch wouldn't give up her ass the tease so I gave her the dirty herb numb bum and then gave her busfare and showed her the door

Dirty Herb decathalon 

ten different girls, in ten different locations,using ten different sexual positions, climaxing ten times, all recorded for proof and porn. in a 36 consecutive hour stretch with no girl being aware of any of the others.
stewmeister Finished his third Dirty Herb Decathalon this year.. how does he do it? ive been trying for years..
Dirty Herb decathalon by flapjackal September 3, 2015

Dirty Herbert 

When a man keeps his neighbors pants and fights Germans in them
I had a dirty Herbert with the bloke next door
Dirty Herbert by Rowena 3 June 8, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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