dirty hamster 

1. a female who has no regard for cleanliness, especially concerning her menstrual cycle.

2. one who leaves her tampons for all to see.

3. an unsanitary girl or woman,

Oh you dirty hamster.
Oh you dirty little hamster.

dirty hamster by daddybearluvsyou October 4, 2010

Dirty Hamster 

A female, who is unclean and dirty, and sleeps with multiple patners.

I don't want to live with her because she is a dirty Hamster.

Dirty Hamster by Summa916 April 6, 2011

dirty hamster 

any chick named michelle gregory nick name mitch

michelle just left a dirty tampoon in the bathroom floor that dirty hamster

dirty hamster by mike huge hawk September 26, 2010

Dirty hamster 

Where you shit and you ass is so hairy to where ass hair comes out with your shit.

Bro Taven last night I had the nastiest dirty hamster last night it looked unnatural.

Dirty hamster by David Chicago March 21, 2019

Dirty thirsty hamster 

The woman lays on her back across the bed as the guy stands over her presenting his penis like a hamster cage bottle does for a hamster only she’s upside down (dirty). And she sucks the penis in that position.

“Yo bro that girl was filth, she gave me the dirty thirsty hamster last night.”

Dirty thirsty hamster by Williwaker_5 April 13, 2025

Dirt Hamster 

One who acts in a light trollish manner towards another for poking fun, or "shits and giggles"
One who is a dirt hamster is on a lower part of the scale of trolling and often plays harmless pranks on friends and close family.

Aww Troy! How'd you snatch my calculator without looking? Where are the batteries? You're being a real dirt hamster right now.

Dirt Hamster by Salt001 May 9, 2013

dirty little hampster

name for angelina (self proclaimed "kim kardashian of staten island" also know as the staten island ferry, or the staten island dump) of the tv show jersey shore, given to her by mike in one of their fantastic little fights that weve all grown to expect and love. partially due to the reason that she left her dirty pad on the bathroom floor...yum

Mike "The Situation": SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMPSTER!

dirty little hampster by ohitsjustme October 5, 2010