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dirty green 

1. Marijuana.

2. A way to speak in code about marijuana when in fact everyone knows exactly what you're talking about.

3. Poorly written code that only a pot-head could come up with.
On phone in a state a paranoia:

Dude #1 - Hey man, do you have any of the dirty green tonight?

Dude #2 - Yeah definitely man, why don't you come by in a half hour.
dirty green by Lederhosen September 4, 2009
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Dirty Green 

When a girl vomits into a jar, shoves the jar deep into her ass, then gets fucked by a huge stallion horse cock, shattering the jar and tearing both the horse’s dick and Dirty Green’s vagina into a red and orange sauce. The sauce is then blended into a pulp and served to Dirty Green’s girlfriend.

dirty green bean 

When a guy sits in his own sweat and juices for weeks then he forces his girl to give him a blow job.
The drunk girl at the party passed out and he gave her his dirty green bean.

Dirty Geena 

When he asks you to squirt on him but you surprise him with acrylic paint to the face instead
He was coming onto me hard so I gave him a Dirty Geena

Dirty Greeby 

The act of having 15 different men ejaculate into your anus, then taking a water balloon and filling it with the ejaculation by farting it into the balloon. Then having one of the men hit your in the face with the filled balloon, splattering semen all of your face.
I couldn't think of anything to get my family for christmas, so I gave them each a Dirty Greeby. They couldn't have been happier!
Dirty Greeby by dbag1992 December 23, 2009

Dirty Greenbean 

when a male soaks in his own sweaty juices for a week in the same underwear then gets a blowjob
yo dude i just got a Dirty Greenbean from this chick

dirty greenleaf 

When a man jerking his dick sees someone he pulls a blunt out of his ass and put it in his pee hole tube and vigorously fucks said person in the nostril and they both get high.
Man I walked in on my roommate Henry and he was high as fuck from a dirty greenleaf.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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