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dirty garnet 

going to the strippers and seeing your friends mom working there. then she takes off your belt uses it s a dog collar and rides you around the stage.
man did you here about last night at the strippers , i'm such a dirty garnet!
dirty garnet by steve jobbs September 22, 2008

dirty garret 

When you fist fuck a pig up its ass then precede to rip out its organs and make a stew out of it.
dirty garret by ppbreath69220 October 30, 2020

Dirty Gareth 

A man that has an above average size of penis is very kind but not to be taking for a fool they are also strong alpha males not to be looked at the wrong way
Dirty Gareth battered the shit out of someone who looked at him the wrong way then later went hom to be an alpha male pleasuring his lady.
Dirty Gareth by Ninjalad March 29, 2020

Dirty Gareth 

Not to be confused with a ‘dirty Garfield’, there is no pussy involved with a Dirty Gareth. The Dirty Gareth defines the mutual destruction of two male anuses, specifically describing the act of anal fisting between two similar looking Middle Aged Caucasian men.
See them two men at bar, that’ll be a Dirty Gareth tonight.
Dirty Gareth by Bazza66998 February 26, 2019

dirty garrett 

Garrett fucked jimmy dirty garrett style
dirty garrett by Jerick April 20, 2007

dirty garbett 

It's when a scrawny little guy without muscles who is ussually Irish due to bright orange hair gets banged in the asshole by a huge black cock which is his sisters black boyfriend after he fucks the sister and she falls asleep not to be confused with a dirty joey or the double dirty Joseph
So before I went to sleep that (hung bull) my sisters seeing gave me a (dirty garbett)
dirty garbett by Rottenjohnny November 28, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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