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Dirty Frida

Verb: The act of smearing vaginal secretions along the (eye)brow line, creating a sticky uni-brow. Named for twentieth century Mexican artist Frida Kahlo who was known for controversial art and her notorious unibrow.

Noun: The possession of a sticky uni-brow made from smearing vaginal secretions along the (eye)brow line.
He liked the taste of his new girlfriend so much he decided to wear her. After little debate, he said, "what the hell?" and gave himself a dirty frida.
by bibliophilia November 18, 2009
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dirty frida

when you stick your finger in a girls butt and pull it out with some poop on it, then spread it sideways on forehead, giving her a unibrow, like Frida, that spanish painter
I was watching the movie with salma hayek, and the make-up was so bad, she looked like she had a dirty frida.
by Vlady May 9, 2003
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Dirty Friday

Dirty Friday~ Holiday. In which parents realize they are human and need a night off of manual labor. Rules include No cleaning, No cooking, No bathing children, special post dinner snacks, adult bevy of your choice, relaxed mood.
What are you doing for Dirty Friday?

Dirty Friday martinis and movies, you?
by typicalgenius February 5, 2010
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Dirty Freda

Similar to a dirty Sanchez, except the finger covered in shit goes on your nose bridge, connecting the 2 eyebrows together, making a unibrow.
I went for a dirty sanchez but she moved and I ended up giving her a dirty Freda
by Sexy Exe July 28, 2023
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dirt friday

(noun, verb, adjective) Weekly holiday in which extreme beligerance occurs. Jager Bombs kick off the opening ceremonies which are followed by a slew of vodka drinks. Closing ceremonies include: passing out, blacking out or throwing up (aka getting skinny). A custom made bracelet, hand crafted and imported from Mexico must be worn during the events. Warning: Frequent group hugs, tears, dance partys, toasts or chokeholds may occur.
Dirt Friday- some things are far far too good to come to an end.
by ms sixty May 19, 2006
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Dirt Shirt Friday

On Fridays you wear a shirt which you bought at a thrift store like Value Village and wear it every Friday without washing it until it is unwearable in which case you buy another.
Justin: That shirt looks terrible it must be Dirt Shirt Friday.

Nick: Nah man his family is just poor.
by Werdoop March 30, 2009
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