dirty fozzy

When a guy and girl have so much pubi hair that when they have sex it looks like they're double teaming a fozzy bear

"Neither of us have shaved in a month so it was a real dirty fozzy"

"That's fucking gross!!!"

by Hairy cunt March 15, 2014

Dirty Fozzie

The "Dirty Fozzie" is a sexual act mentioned by Ted in the Seth McFarlane movie "Ted."

It is when a magically-animated bear performs oral sex on someone, and then kisses with the resulting wet, plush mouth.

"Ted went down on me last night, and we Dirty Fozzied for, like, 10 minutes. It was ah-some."

by Mindcrime December 23, 2012

Dirty Fozzie

When receiving a particularly enthusiastic blowjob from a woman, the 'Waka Waka' sound she makes whilst she attempts to breathe and simultaneously fill her mouth with your meat.

Dude, this chick loves her throat filled, she gave me a Dirty Fozzie and went cross eyed.

by Horrendarse December 30, 2020

Dirty Fozzy

When having sex with a girl fails and results in trying to get her to touch your genitalia while masturbating infront of her.

Brody said "hey Mike did u fuck her last night."
Mike replies" Na i had to pull a dirty fozzy."

by Analegg December 17, 2016

Dirty fozzie

a dirty fozzie is when your lyin in bed horny and force feed a family member ur feces without them knowin and when they realise its feces u get to suck their dick

he gave his mum a dirty fozzie

by fleetwood cumsock May 10, 2023