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Someone who loves to take control when having sex. One who is "in it to win it". He won't be gentle. He pulls hair, slaps ass, and can ride it all night long. Aspires to be a porn star by night and college student by day. Also does the pile driver in bed and ladies love it. Piles drive her right in the ass.

"Who is that? Hope he gives me a dirty Evan."

Who is that? Hope he's dirty Evan

dirty evan by Lulumagoo87 July 10, 2014

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Dirty Evan

When your friend is a closeted furry and leaves to fill the cats or dogs cause they were getting low

I was online with my buddy the other night and he pulled a Dirty Evan when he heard his cat meowing in the back ground

Dirty Evan by DKDM July 11, 2024

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Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.

I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

Dirty Evan Hansen by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 13, 2020

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dirty evangeline

when a girl chugs five cans of fanta and then burps while licking your balls

"Dang! She gave me a super intense dirty evangeline!"

dirty evangeline by jack1010100 May 6, 2020

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Dirty Evans

When a man is in a threesome with one or two members of the opposite sex he creampie the girl. then that girl will squat over ice cream then squirt the freshly made cream pie as a topping and precedes to share it among the group

the other day me my boyfriend and my best friend tried a dirty Evans which strawberry ice cream

Dirty Evans by Mr. Racks June 10, 2020

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dirty evangeline

when a someone drinks 5 cans of fanta grape and then burps on your balls

Jeff gave Connor a good ol' dirty evangeline.

dirty evangeline by jack1010100 May 6, 2020

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Dirty Evander

Making your girl shit in gladwrap and freezing it, then taking it out once frozen and using it as a dildo to fuck her with.

My girl really got off after i dirty evandered her.

Dirty Evander by Spikeadoodle July 21, 2020

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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