dirty evan 

Someone who loves to take control when having sex. One who is "in it to win it". He won't be gentle. He pulls hair, slaps ass, and can ride it all night long. Aspires to be a porn star by night and college student by day. Also does the pile driver in bed and ladies love it. Piles drive her right in the ass.

"Who is that? Hope he gives me a dirty Evan."

Who is that? Hope he's dirty Evan

dirty evan by Lulumagoo87 July 10, 2014

Dirty Evan 

When your friend is a closeted furry and leaves to fill the cats or dogs cause they were getting low

I was online with my buddy the other night and he pulled a Dirty Evan when he heard his cat meowing in the back ground

Dirty Evan by DKDM July 11, 2024

Dirty Evan Hansen 

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.

I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

Dirty Evan Hansen by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 13, 2020

dirty evangeline 

when a girl chugs five cans of fanta and then burps while licking your balls

"Dang! She gave me a super intense dirty evangeline!"

dirty evangeline by jack1010100 May 6, 2020

Dirty Evans 

When a man is in a threesome with one or two members of the opposite sex he creampie the girl. then that girl will squat over ice cream then squirt the freshly made cream pie as a topping and precedes to share it among the group

the other day me my boyfriend and my best friend tried a dirty Evans which strawberry ice cream

Dirty Evans by Mr. Racks June 10, 2020

dirty evangeline 

when a someone drinks 5 cans of fanta grape and then burps on your balls

Jeff gave Connor a good ol' dirty evangeline.

dirty evangeline by jack1010100 May 6, 2020

Dirty Evander 

Making your girl shit in gladwrap and freezing it, then taking it out once frozen and using it as a dildo to fuck her with.

My girl really got off after i dirty evandered her.

Dirty Evander by Spikeadoodle July 21, 2020