When you’re at work busting for a shit and the toilet is locked so you drop a big steaming shit in the middle of the office and and pick it up and throw it at the guy behind the counter.
Wow that bloke must have been really cranky he pulled a dirty Duane
When two friends, siblings, or strangers fight over the same person they want to date. They do so by sleeping with the person to see who can last the longest. The winner gets to date him/her.
Did you hear the Nelson twins had a dirty dual for Jenny?
Yeah but they both lost anyway since she hates them both
Allison and Jill are no longer friends because Allison won Jesse in a dirty dual
Someone needs to explain the dirty dual rules to Greg.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'