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Dirty divan 

When a man puts his dirty cum sock over his hand and fist fucks a girl.
John gave Sara a dirty divan in the closet last night.
Dirty divan by Drillbit June 7, 2021
A dirtydiva, as opposed to a cleandiva, is a person who claims to be a female yet lacks any proof. Generally this is done to reap the rewards of testosterone laden men with no outlet for their sexual drive. Commonly wears tanktops and short shorts "like everyone else of course" or a sports bra. Other common traits include: microphone being eaten by dad, propensity for money, referring to themselves as a loot whore, and cocker-spaniels. Lastly, dirtydivas tend to be basketball playing cheerleaders who date basketball team captains and run car washes which result in nice tans :). None of this can be verified though, so chances are it's a 34 year old man. Have a seat. What are you doing here? What kind of person brings condoms to a 12 year olds house? So you think it's funny? I'd like executioner, please.
From Dirtydiva: Can I have executioner enchant please?
To Dirtydiva: If a skeeza asks me to feed her with my visa then I'm gonna leave her
From Dirtydiva: I'm dating jay
dirtydiva by Fauxy Alysa February 24, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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