dirty dirk

T bagging a clown while getting fucked in the ass on a tractor

Man, last night was crazy, I was so wasted, me Chad, and Ken did a dirty dirk.

by FireSpring July 13, 2020

Dirty Dirk

When you are doorgesnoven and you’re sitting naked outside the ING office.

I’m gonna do a dirty dirk this afternoon.

by Dirkthekiller April 14, 2020

Dirty Dirker

Having and intense make out session with your dad in your Chevy Cruze. Then proceeding to go to the dodge ram truck and edge and goon together.

Me and my dad are going to do a dirty Dirker after we smoke some ribs.

by Thicc Nigga Erik November 21, 2023

Dirty Dirker

When you and your dad have an intense make out session in your Chevy Cruze. Then proceed to go to your dodge ram and edge together.

Damn, that dirty Dirker after the barbecue was great!

by Thicc Nigga Erik November 21, 2023

Dirty Dirker

Shooting a fat load of semen into you’re dads mouth while making love in his truck.

Me and my dad are going to do a dirty Dirker!

by Thicc Nigga Erik March 1, 2024

Dirtydick

verb: To have sex with more than one person without showering or washing of any sort.

John: Did you just fuck Lisa?
Ted: Sure did!
John: Didn't you fuck Kelly like an hour ago?
Ted: Yeah, so I got her with a dirtydick... No big deal

by Stampman May 24, 2009

dirtydick

To take your penis and rub it around the the rim of someones cup or glass.

You're such an ass, I think I'll dirtydick your cup when you leave.

by Stacy February 19, 2005