Dirty Dildo

A dirty dildo is when a female takes a dump producing a long, thick piece of feces and begins to masturbate with said feces. The dirty dildo is typically a longer, thicker specimen which has been compacted in the rectum for some time to give it structure.

Soft feces and diarrhea do not work well as a dirty dildo.

She slid her dirty dildo into her vagina in hopes to have an orgasm while finishing her dump.

Dirty Dildo by Vesper2069 January 20, 2011

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Dirty Little Dildo (DLD)

DLD- Dirty Little Dildo is a name call for your submissive boyfriend/husband or significant other while in the bed.

Sub- Nngh~ Master~
Dom- You're my Dirty Little Dildo (DLD)~!
Sub- Yes I am~!

Dirty Little Dildo (DLD) by soggycum November 17, 2020

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Dirty dildos

Used and abused dirty dildos being sold to perverts online, the smellier, dirtier and more used the better

Man, these dirty dildos taste so good, let me deep throat you and fill you holes with the others

Dirty dildos by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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