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dirty cuchio by Jlaur April 23, 2006
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Dirty Cushion
When a bare-assed man, who gets a blowjob from a female, leaves skid marks on the girls couch, then flips it over to cover the scene of the crime.
Guy 1 : Dude I was at Claires house last night, and got a blowjob on her couch....
Guy 2 : yeah....
Guy 1 : I did the Dirty Cushion and booked it out of there.
Guy 2 : yeah....
Guy 1 : I did the Dirty Cushion and booked it out of there.
Dirty Cushion by Jitchy BungCreamcheese June 14, 2009
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dirty couch cushion
when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito
dirty couch cushion by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011
Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood
N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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kenlet
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.