dirty cuchio

a man who constanly fantasizes over puerto rican strippers

All that dirty Cuchio does is flirt with christine

dirty cuchio by Jlaur April 23, 2006

Dirty Cushion 

When a bare-assed man, who gets a blowjob from a female, leaves skid marks on the girls couch, then flips it over to cover the scene of the crime.

Guy 1 : Dude I was at Claires house last night, and got a blowjob on her couch....

Guy 2 : yeah....

Guy 1 : I did the Dirty Cushion and booked it out of there.

Dirty Cushion by Jitchy BungCreamcheese June 14, 2009

dirty couch cushion 

when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito

i gave erica a dirty couch cushion last week, my anus hurts like shit.

dirty couch cushion by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011