dirty con

The act of shitting in a croc, getting your sister to wear the croc and make her lick the shit out of the holes while you creampie her pet rabbit.

By golly my sister didn’t like the dirty con i gave her last night.

dirty con by conlikesd1ck October 5, 2023

Dirty Connor 

When you go balls deep and she says ouch

Dirty connors are my favorite

Dirty Connor by Kassholelikesconnor April 15, 2020

Dirty Conall

being an absolute legend for fucking every single girl in sight with his big fat lump penis in the arse whilst pouring a moretti in ur moms pussy

Wow look at dirty conall being an absolute legend for fucking every single girl in sight with his big fat lump penis in the arse whilst pouring a moretti in ur moms pussy

Dirty Conall by Aaron-has-a-lump April 19, 2020

Dirty Conan 

when a sexual partner suddenly shoves a unlubercated corn cob up your ass.

It was fun with her until she did a dirty conan to me.

Dirty Conan by 👋 hello June 29, 2020

Dirty Conquistador

The goatee that forms on one's chin from eating out a stubbly vagina over a child's toilet with no water in it while the girl is having explosive diarrhea. The poop is black from drinking an entire bottle of Pepto and poo and gas are expelled so forcefully that they splash up onto the man's chin.

As the diarrhea fumes billowed up from betwixt his maiden's legs, he began to feel a dirty conquistador forming on his chin.

Dirty Conquistador by Melanoma April 4, 2010

dirty constance 

A act where a woman can jerk off a guys dick with having a parrot on her shoulder.

Cam: DUDE! SHE GAVE ME A DIRTY CONSTANCE!
Bryson: Oh, Really?

Cam: Yeah, That parrot on her shoulder when she jerked felt nice!

Bryson: Nice! I want a girl to do that.

dirty constance by HaterHateHate920 April 2, 2020

Dirty Contractor 

Wild sex that occurs when two men Tag-team a woman after a long day of contracting work . Both men do so without showering, washing their hands, or taking off their boots .

Mike and Dave got done working on the barn and really gave that cashier from the hardware store the dirty contractor !

Dirty Contractor by AZMPF July 12, 2017