dirty coklin

When you stick an egg roll on your dick, masturbate, and then serve it at your grandmothers birthday party.

Granny didn’t like her egg roll…I wonder if Kyle dirty Coklin’d the egg rolls again.

by Wordsmith_smith April 22, 2023

Dirty Colin

When a person with the name Colin gives you the big 22 foot shlong

Tina:how was your date with Colin

Jessica:OMG I GOT THE DIRTY COLIN

by Sksks June 16, 2019

Dirty Collins

Moments before blowing your load, remove your penis from the vagina or asshole and cum in your hand. After your hand is full of cum, you smack your partner in the face with the cum filled hand, thus performing a Dirty Collins. Smearing is encouraged upon completion.

I was having some angry sex with the wife, so i finished her off with a Dirty Collins.

by BreakerOneNine August 21, 2009

Dirty Colin

Dirty colin is when the guy is feeling frisky, and spontaneous with his wife/or partner, buys a buttplug for himself, but realizes he ordered the wrong one

My husband pulled a DIRTY COLIN, now I have to use his buttplug.

by Chilibowlwinna September 15, 2021

Dirty Collin

A man with an absolute UNIT of a cock and no one can deny how MASSIVE and SHLONG it is and it is 44 ft. long

Girl 1:How was it with Collin

Girl 2:OMG IT WAS MASSIVE AND HE GAVE ME HIS DIRTY COLLIN

by Dirty Collin April 23, 2021

dirty collin

When your getting a blow job and your dick makes her throw up, not be size of the size,but the smell. You then use the throw up covered dick to slap her face than proceed to do anal.

Girl: He has a nasty ass dick that literally made me throw up. He was salty so he pulled a dirty collin.

by Fuckstarbs April 6, 2018

dirty collin

when he busts inside of his s/o and then makes them finish him off.

last night me and Joe did a dirty collin and it was amazing

by L S M 2 April 15, 2020