dirty chair
dirty chair by Bagget aka Noa April 28, 2020
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Dirty Chair Simulator
When your pain-in-the-ass-o-meter fills up and you get relentlessly pounded in the ass by your sister's massive horse cock
Dirty Chair Simulator by MidgetRoyale October 7, 2021
Dirty High Chair
A variation of the famous blumpkin: a woman rides a man whilst he is defecating in a toilet, usually in the reverse cowgirl style, because its weird if they're looking at you.
Dirty High Chair by Johnny Ringo February 10, 2006
Reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask
When your lady has your legs pinned to the headboard and is eating your ass while you are uncontrollably cumming onto your own face. She then rips out the hairs of your ass and throws it at your face and it sticks to the jizz.
I had Hanks Throbbing member in my mouth the other night and I threatened to reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask him! Ooofffff!!!
Reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask by Tony Papadog February 12, 2019
dirty wheel chair
When a you press your genetilia against anothers genetals preferably covered in a splotch of McDonald’s ketchup sauce while sat in a wheelchair and rock back and forth
dirty wheel chair by Ovi Simmons November 30, 2020
dirty massage chair
dirty massage chair by 2fast2flaccid February 3, 2022
dirty chai
dirty chai by cathen March 17, 2009
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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