Dirty chair is when u take a chair and fuck it while the chair legs is but fucking somone else.
i got dirty chaired yeasterday with my 3 other friends.
by Bagget aka Noa April 28, 2020
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A variation of the famous blumpkin: a woman rides a man whilst he is defecating in a toilet, usually in the reverse cowgirl style, because its weird if they're looking at you.
After months of blumpkins Sally was glad that Rob switched to the dirty high chair.
by Johnny Ringo February 10, 2006
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When a you press your genetilia against anothers genetals preferably covered in a splotch of McDonald’s ketchup sauce while sat in a wheelchair and rock back and forth
my Sister is sad perhaps a dirty wheel chair could help her out
by Ovi Simmons November 30, 2020
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When your lady has your legs pinned to the headboard and is eating your ass while you are uncontrollably cumming onto your own face. She then rips out the hairs of your ass and throws it at your face and it sticks to the jizz.
I had Hanks Throbbing member in my mouth the other night and I threatened to reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask him! Ooofffff!!!
by Tony Papadog February 13, 2019
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When your pain-in-the-ass-o-meter fills up and you get relentlessly pounded in the ass by your sister's massive horse cock
Lucas totally got dirty chair simulatored last night, poor guy.
by MidgetRoyale October 8, 2021
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Two vibrating bullets in her pussy and your dick in her ass.
Went home with a girl from the bar and she let me enjoy a dirty massage chair.
by 2fast2flaccid February 3, 2022
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