Definitions by MidgetRoyale

Dirty Chair Simulator 

When your pain-in-the-ass-o-meter fills up and you get relentlessly pounded in the ass by your sister's massive horse cock

Lucas totally got dirty chair simulatored last night, poor guy.

Dirty Chair Simulator by MidgetRoyale October 7, 2021

Midget Soccer 

When you try to punt the football but kick your under-5-foot friend into the goal by accident.

I committed Midget Soccer upon a small man.

Midget Soccer by MidgetRoyale March 10, 2021