2 definitions by MidgetRoyale

When you try to punt the football but kick your under-5-foot friend into the goal by accident.
I committed Midget Soccer upon a small man.
by MidgetRoyale March 11, 2021
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When your pain-in-the-ass-o-meter fills up and you get relentlessly pounded in the ass by your sister's massive horse cock
Lucas totally got dirty chair simulatored last night, poor guy.
by MidgetRoyale October 8, 2021
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