dirty caden

Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.

Bro I heard Ted did a dirty caden last night

by Anal doge February 11, 2022

Dirty Caden

A kid that has a laser mouse and cuts out your anus then shoves it down your throat with a water bottle back in place

did you hear about that kid had a Dirty Caden last night?

by ./\.#dirtbike./\. March 20, 2020

Dirty Caden

The act of which a girl/guy sucks on a mans right testicle with a straw big enough to get it stuck.

Guy 1: man after hooking up with britanny, I had to go to the hospital and get the straw removed
guy 2: sounds like she gave you the dirty caden..Im SUPER jealous

by thicc.brown.bish January 2, 2022

Dirty Caden

When you freeze your right thumb in liquid nitrogen, shove it up your own butt, and clench as to shatter your thumb in your butt.

“I lost my right thumb when I was in Iraq.”
“Grenade?”
“You could say that. I prefer to call it a Dirty Caden.”

by Smarmy Phillips, MD November 20, 2025

Dirty Caiden

Dirty Caiden is usually a very horny, touchy guy. He loves to have “fun”. But even though he’s a extremely horny guy he’s still a fun person to be around always making funny and dirty jokes. He’s shy at first but after that he’s the life of the party!!!

Ex 1. “ hey, did you see that guy last night at the party ”
“Hell yeah, that was dirty Caiden, he made that party AWESOME”

by Your fav 696969 April 17, 2020

The Dirty Cade

The act of consuming crickets whilst having anal sex with a female.

My girl got me an xbox one for my birthday, so you already know she’s getting The Dirty Cade tonight.

by anal destroyer 72 July 16, 2020

Dirty Cade

When one sees the Dean of Education at a college wearing a skirt and proceeds to say “nice legs”

He pulled a Dirty Cade but do you blame him?

by Masons ask April 14, 2020