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dirty alvin

Someone who like to do More than 30 sex positions at one time
dirty alvin by Kodak_.K April 12, 2020

Dirty alvin

Someone with a ginormous fucking cock who inserts it through 5 woman at the same time while satisfying all of them.
"Did you do the dirty alvin last night?"
"Yeah, All the girls were so satisfied by my gigantic cock"
Dirty alvin by Totally not a Alvin August 27, 2021

Dirty Albin 

When you helicopter your big black dick to the beat of the songs from Disney classics.
“Is Michael coming to the party?”
“Nah, he can’t make it. There’s a Disney movie marathon on Freeform and he got caught up doing the dirty Albin.”
Dirty Albin by J-Meow June 5, 2020

dirty alaina 

The prime goal of most humans is to be like dirty alaina. She is the best kind of person you could choose to surround yourself with. Beautiful, talented, intelligent, etc.
Damn... I wanna be like dirty Alaina
dirty alaina by Effmeup33 April 15, 2020

dirty alina 

When your mom decides it’s okay to tell your whole family your business and decides to deny it and manipulate the situation.
Wow, your mom really tried to Dirty Alina the situation after being a trick ass hoe!
dirty alina by JeanAlmondJoy April 15, 2020

Dirty Alina 

When someone sniffs the cum up their nose like its cocain. Most times through a rolled up 20$ bill.
Alina and Bill are high on cocain, Alina says shes horny and Depressed so lets do the dirty Alina
Dirty Alina by Jatzt April 14, 2020
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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