dirty alarm 

An alarm you set on your phone to ring every hour or so indicating it is time to slap wood

Ryan: "there goes my dirty alarm"
Ryan: proceeds to burp the worm

dirty alarm by papi12308432 May 29, 2018

Dirty alarm clock

A woman standing over an alarm clock primed for 3:00AM while giving a blowjob and either cums or pisses on the alarm clock before the alarm goes off

"yo, once we went to my place we tried doin a " dirty alarm clock."

Dirty alarm clock by Nnotbad March 29, 2022

dirty alara 

When a slut, has sex in the bushes, and gets probably gets sticks up the ass

Boy: did you here what jarred did at the party on Friday

Boy: yeah I heard he is such a dirty Alara

dirty alara by Cancer.puss bum September 1, 2021

Dirty Alarico 

When you are too small to grab the tits of a girl

Luis was very sad because last night he had a 'Dirty Alarico' with a tall girl.

Dirty Alarico by lauren453 April 16, 2020

dirty alara 

When a slut, has sex in the bushes, and gets probably gets sticks up the ass

Boy: did you here what jarred did at the party on Friday

Boy: yeah I heard he is such a dirty Alara

dirty alara by Cancer.puss bum September 1, 2021

dirty alarna 

The act of inserting a champagne bottle into a girls anus then popping the cork before catching the champagne in a glass that has the males semen in it before drinking it

'I gave her a dirty alarna last night it was hilarious'

dirty alarna by Jimmyglitters;) July 8, 2021