dirty a 

a bad bitch with the fattest ass and a WAP. also known as that bitch.

I wish my ass was as fat as dirty a's.

dirty a by c0uchp0tat0 August 18, 2020

Dirty A-Bomb over Tokyo 

A man begins to have anal sex with a woman wearing a condom. He then pees in the condom while it's in the woman's Brown Hole and ties it off while it's still inside her. He then finds an Asian (any Asian will do) lays her underneath the anally violated woman and punches the woman in the ass causing a shitty urine like enema that unloads on the Asian below.

Asian: "Why do you want me to lay down under this woman's butthole?"
*Man punches woman in ass
Asian: "Nooo, it's worse than Godzilla poo"
Thus completing a Dirty A-Bomb over Tokyo"

Dirty A-Bomb over Tokyo by Chadizghey June 14, 2011

A dirty Adkins 

You claim you’re going to hang with bros but you go to your old lady’s house and get beat. The process of simping and ghosting the bros.

Bro, please don’t pull a dirty Adkins

A dirty Adkins by _peen machine May 16, 2021

A Dirty Chinchilla 

An unsanitary female who leaves feces, used feminine products, and an abundant amount of toilet paper to be left un-flushed.

I walked in to a smelly bathroom stall to discover an employee has left “ A Dirty Chinchilla” for all others to see.

A Dirty Chinchilla by The Big E Boss Lady March 19, 2015

A Dirty Derby 

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit on a make shift toilet made from an orange “Homer” 5 gallon bucket.

After work I got this dynamite broad to give me a Dirty Derby In my van behind the Arby’s ... Robble Robble Robble Robble

A Dirty Derby by ConcreteCartel August 5, 2020

Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.

"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."

Better than a dirty spatula by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022

I don't give a dirty handkerchief 

Means the same as, "I don't give a flying fuck", "I don't give a Funyun", "I don't give a rat's patootie", etc.
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)

WarGrowlmon: What? Beelzemon?

Taomon: What are you doing here?

Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?

Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.

Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?

Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.

WarGrowlmon growls at him.

Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.

Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.

Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.

I don't give a dirty handkerchief by Telephony December 24, 2014