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the name for men who love the smell of dirt so much they base their whole personality on it
yo i saw him sniffing dirt he’s such a dirtman
dirtman by milzi thedirtman March 10, 2023
Man that has dirt. The dirtman will make surprises visits in one's town and If the dirtman is not provided with dirt under your pillow he will take you to his underground lair under the mountains
I Keep a little dirt under my pillow for the dirtman in case he comes to town.
Dirtman by Mymercy_3 June 9, 2024

dirtminers 

A) Persons who are employed in a dirt mine, extracting soil for use in construction projects. B) Persons forced to do difficult labor for little pay. C) Members of an obscure musical group.
"That Dirtminers song sounds like it was recorded in an actual dirt mine."
dirtminers by Chipping Woodlet III January 31, 2005

Dirtmonger 

A 'Dirtmonger' is somebody with low moral-values, usually used in context to berate somebody for doing something bad, disgusting or unusually manky.
You actually rode that fat bitch? You're one dirtmonger.

I heard you stole money from the church collection plate; you wily dirtmonger you.

That smelly man hither is a dirtmonger.
Dirtmonger by Adam Feehely September 22, 2011
When a guy is standing up in a spread eagle sort of position and a female gets down on her knees and tickles the bottom of your sack.
"Dude, that girl at the party totally gave me a ditman last night"
or,
"Go ahead girl, do da ditman"
Ditman by eN19 October 26, 2009

Candice Dietman Hesketh 

Hottest girl in the world.... ever...
Currently going out with James Hater... :(
I love her.
"I love Candi because she is the fittest, hottest, funniest, girl in the world."

"Im in love with her, but she's going out with some twat called James Hater."
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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