Dietmann

A poser.

Someone who claims to be something they are not.

Person 1: I'm the worlds focal point.
Person 2: Gosh, stop being a dietmann!

by Niyadomnique18 June 11, 2020

Diekmann

To have a large amount of excess lard in or around the neck region of the human body. Commonly referred to as "Gravy Neck". There is no known cure for the common Diekmann . Side effects may include increased urge to snowboard,skateboard and/or scratch vinyl.

"holy sh*t look at the diekmann on that guy!"

by anonymous mouse March 22, 2008

Candice Dietman Hesketh

Hottest girl in the world.... ever...
Currently going out with James Hater... :(
I love her.

"I love Candi because she is the fittest, hottest, funniest, girl in the world."

"Im in love with her, but she's going out with some twat called James Hater."

by Anonymos X February 8, 2005

Dittmann

Dittmanns are all powerful and all knowing; reluctantly and rarely pessimistic and always full of life(s) vital energy. Renowned as passionate lovers extremely senusal and aware. Detailed to a fault; yet social and extremely vocal. Typically the center of attention due to either publically discarding their pants or because intense vocalization is of such groundbreaking importance that others cannot help but consider a alternate perspective. Likened in the animal world to Bengal Tiger(s); Horned Owls and Koala Bears. Known to be extremely dangerous when either angry, hungry or intoxicated.

Hunter S Thompson Dittmann; Bengal Tiger; Great Horned Owl; Earnest Hemingway; Praying Mantis

by Guinness Badger February 3, 2010