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dirt in your mallows 

-insultingly gross STD formerly, currently, or eventually infesting one's genitals

-when the key elements of one's life are, regrettably, fucked
bro, you got dirt in your mallows.
dirt in your mallows by fuckyoukelsey September 10, 2011
A sexual act that involves a Lego village set, butane torch, and a roll of duct tape.
Last night I gave my girlfriend the dirtmall.
Dirtmall by Joe likes yogurt March 25, 2022