Skip to main content

fuckyoukelsey's definitions

dirt in your mallows

-insultingly gross STD formerly, currently, or eventually infesting one's genitals

-when the key elements of one's life are, regrettably, fucked
bro, you got dirt in your mallows.
by fuckyoukelsey September 10, 2011
mugGet the dirt in your mallowsmug.

Share this definition