dirk stain

A dirk is a cigarette. A dirk stain is the yellowing of the fingers due to the dirk smoke.

Katie: "ew man I need to quit smoking, these dirk stains are seriously gross!"

Jon: "cut up a raw potato and rub it on your fingers. I guarantee it'll take away your dirk stains"

by Chilli.k2 February 5, 2014

dickstain

a stain from dried dickjuice
see also....dickjuice

Al Abad* had a dickstain on his collar
*ficticious name

by Die Slow September 18, 2004

dirtstainedhoody

a very talented and creative artist and tiktoker!

1: have you've seen dirtstainedhoody on tiktok?

2: oh yeah! that really awesome and cool tiktoker?

1: yep, thats them! :D

by bed_t1m3 July 11, 2021

dickstain

Person that is beneath contempt - needs to work his (or her) way up to be a douchebag

"Hey, Lorelei, there's some guy waving to you from across the street. Who is it?"

"Oh my god, let's get outta here, I don't wanna have to talk to that dickstain!!!"

by Goosehammer September 21, 2009

dickstain

When you masturbate into a ... cup, and just pour it onto the ... carpet

Person 1: Hey, Liam just left a dickstain on my carpet.

Person 2: Aww, that cunt. We just vacuumed.

by RolfRolfington January 5, 2012

dirtstainedhoody

a really talented and creative person!

1: hey, have you've seen dirtstainedhoody on tiktok?

2: oh yeah! That really cool and awesome creator?

1: yep, that's them :D

by bed_t1m3 July 11, 2021

Dickstain

A dickstain is an adjective used to describe a low-brow and generally distasteful person, who make life harder and worse for everyone around them. A person who acts like a dickstain is insufferable.

“Dickstain Donald Trump and his entire family have been indicted for fraud in Manhattan.” - @michaelrapaport

by Mollywouldnt November 15, 2023