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The imaginary sound made when a guy's doinker suddenly gets hard. Most generally caused by a hot female.
Watching her grind the pole, my PP immediately went diong.
Diong by Skitlip November 18, 2017
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Da Diong Diong Diong 

The way you shake it, I can't belive it, I ain't never seen an Ass Like That! The way you move it, you make my slinky go, Da Diong diong diong!!!
The way you shake it, I can't belive it, I ain't never seen an Ass Like That! The way you move it, you make my slinky go, Da Diong diong diong!!!
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Dingbrat 

Definition- a child, especially an annoying, spoiled, or impolite child. Any child or child-like adult who causes physical or emotional harm. Someone who is forgetful and makes silly choices at times. Airhead. Not well behaved. Dinghy.
Those dingbrats gave me the flu.

The dingbrats trashed my boat.
The two dingbrats got into a fight.
Dingbrat by J to the Dawg July 10, 2019

Ding-dong cart 

It's what an ice cream truck is called in Western Massachusetts
Kid 1: "Hey, is that a ding-dong cart"
Kid 2: "Yup, let's go get a Hoodsie Cup"
Ding-dong cart by wmadddd May 17, 2009

ding dong dandy 

This is a ladies' man about town, a bon vivant!
Her comes that ding dong dandy looking for new hookups!
ding dong dandy by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2020

Hold up ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding 

Kanye West's latest hit. With this song, he has been sweeping the charts. He was seen bopping on stage whilst reciting "hold up ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding".
A: Yo you see Kanye West perform “hold up ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding"?
B: Yooooo homie, Bts has been real quiet after this dropped.

Ding Ding Ding Top of Morning 

One day in a foreign land a gaelic gladiator stood upon a hill green as emeralds. He simply rung his bell three times and screamed on the top of his lungs "Ding Ding Ding, Top of morning!!!!" His scream was so loud he made his neighbors go deaf and the subreddit r/jacksepticeye was formed. Today the gaelic gladiator resigns in brighton and goes by the name Seán. His legend lives on in our hearts and 24 million people now know of his call.
"Ding Ding Ding Top of Morning!" screamed Sheila trying to wake up her parents.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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