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Dinosaurism 

The religion of all religions. It was created by two special* girls who are not fooled by the age old "God" theory and prefer to believe in something that has actually existed. When in times of moral indecision stop and ask yourself, "What would dinosaurs do?" (W.W.D.D) T-Rex is of course large and in charge. When praying to him you must always make your hands into T-rex claws. Accept dinosaurs as your lord and savior and everything in life will fall into place. Or not.

*unemployed
I knew these two girls that practice Dinosaurism and they're the mother flippin!
Dinosaurism by brontawhoreus August 15, 2008

dinosauristic

To keep with old, antiquated traditions or customs, even when better, newer, more advanced technology is available.
Mike likes to carry around his vinyl instead of using DJ software like Serato. He's keeping it dinosauristic.
dinosauristic by P.Villa August 1, 2008

Dinosaurshman 

Like a Renaissance man except with bigger teeth
My dad is a real dinosaurshman when it comes to technology
Dinosaurshman by Turdferrgison February 20, 2019

Dinosaurism 

1. A scientific scale or method used to gauge an individual's degree of "boomer-ness," primarily based on their lack of technical abilities, outdated references, or resistance to modern geek or nerd culture.
2. The state or quality of being out of touch with current technological trends or pop culture.
Dude, my friend tried to use a floppy disk to save his work today. His level of **dinosaurism** is off the charts!
Dinosaurism by b0xtch October 16, 2023

Dinosaurism 

A subdivision of the sporkism religion. This aspect of the religion is souly bent of the munching or bill gates, emo whores, france and france related areas, and my chemistry teacher. Dinosaurs usually just eat there prey, but they have been known to attack with sporks
Emo Whore: Why...Why are you doing this

Amazing dinosaur: because, you just dont deserve to live, the whole worlds about dinosaurism baby

Emo Whore: if only id seen the light earlier...nooooo! a spork
Dinosaurism by Scotteth October 27, 2005

Fucking Dinosaurisu 

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Fucking Dinosaurisu