dinkstaff 

anyone who pisses you off

jim is a fuckin dinkstaff for doing my wife

dinkstaff by Jamie Brask July 30, 2005

Pinkstaff

A infection of the Penis generally large ones.

My big penis got Pinkstaff.

Pinkstaff by Hianjsndnd September 23, 2016

distaffside 

on the female line of the family (from distaff + side); distaff = dizen-staff, stick to be wound with flax for weaving (this being the hunter-gatherer female function)
spearside

No, that was her great-uncle distaffside

distaffside by Alarick September 2, 2006

chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady 

A male heart disease caused by the constant nagging of women over a period of time. (cdicm for short). Short term ailments are dubbed the nagging effect

Men die earlier than women because of cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).

chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady by EZorLeche November 1, 2009