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dinkletinks 

1. A close aquintance, used in an exclamatory way.
2. A bartender
3. An employee at starbucks
4. An anus.
5. Any species of otter.
6. Three men who ride to work together becuase they can't afford a car.
7. A penis
1. My dinkletinks
2. Dinkletinks give me a beer!
3. Dinkletinks my coffee diesn't have room for cream.
4. I love poking around with your dinkletinks.
5. That dinkletinks swims quite gracefully for such a filthy water vermin.
6. Look at those dinkletinks smooshed together like a buncha' gay-wads.
7. Do you want me to put my dinkletinks up in your dinkletinks?
dinkletinks by dinks October 17, 2006

Dinkletwist 

Someone so stupid and annoying, they make you feel like they’re twisting your fun bits.
“Dude, you are such a dinkletwist.”
Dinkletwist by HoboHotdish August 30, 2023
Another funny and intriguing word for someone who does something stupid, idiotic, or is just a flat out moron.
John: Did you hear Rob failed out of college?
Joe: I’m not surprised, he’s always been a dinklewit.
dinklewit by Doeski December 22, 2020

Dinklewhip 

When someone slaps with a small cock smacks you. Usually with pants on.
Person 1: John gave me a real dinklewhip earlier.
Person 2: Yeah, he's really weird.
Dinklewhip by Fartmannananananan January 3, 2023

Dickletips 

A person who likes to have a bottle of franks red hot inserted into their urethra whilst their balls are tickled
“Bro, Greg’s a dickletips.”
Dickletips by Nosamtnup90 February 4, 2023
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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